In summary, Tony Blair is a wanker

During a wee bit of turbulence on a flight back from protesting in Heiligendamm, while trying to put thoughts of Richie Valens out of mind, I started reading a copy of the Economist. Apparently the friggin magazine asked Tony Blair to write up the lessons he’s learned before being forced into early retirement, I don’t mean to take the piss, but Blair’s tips on quelling global terrorism at this point are worth about as much as a macroeconomics textbook penned by Robert Mugabe.

What is more, Blair writes:

If you had told me a decade ago that I would be tackling terrorism, I would have readily understood, but thought you meant Irish Republican terrorism.

Bollocks… If Irish Republicans are terrorists, and I am an Irish Republican, than I must be a terrorist? Would a terrorist write “Tryin’ To Throw Your Arms Around The World” and “ Do You Feel Loved“? I think not.

In summary, Tony Blair is a wanker:

2 Responses to “In summary, Tony Blair is a wanker”

  1. Not important Says:

    So are you a Fenian?

  2. Rupert Says:

    Is this really douchebag Bono?
    British Isles nations are the same people ffs, Protestants and Catholics are both stupid ok!

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