Get a Clooney, George
I pretty much began that whole “wanting to save the world” thing. I mean, Mother Theresa did it too, but I looked GOOD doing it. And Jesus did it, I guess. But Jesus didn’t SING!
I was COOL. And I SANG. No wonder George Clooney wants my advice on how to be an activist.
Everything that I do as a humanitarian stems from what I’ve learned as a singer. For example, when giving an impassioned speech, I always project from my diaphragm. So I told George to do the same thing and draw on his acting experience. I’m pretty sure that he had a stint on ER. He should USE what he’s learned from that and provide African children with some much needed medical attention!
June 21, 2007 at 5:39 pm
Mother Teresa was a real life saver, Jesus Christ was the world saviour. You Bono, are an egotistical twat. ‘I’m saving mother earth, Africa and private equity’? All you do is save money for yourself, how about giving some of those U2 millions away? Heres something for you http://www.billboard.com/bbcom/news/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1001882362, sure your well aware of how much money U2 have earnt right? $255,022,633.35. Thats 10,406,347,892,550.91 Ruwandan Francs. Maybe you should think about giving that money to them, instead of starting up RED, would actually end up saving more lives. And everything you do as a humanitarian stems from what you’ve learnt as a singer? Suppose that explains why your so shit at being a humanitarian then.