So I hear that Sir Paul “Not Dead” McCartney has come out with a new album. It’s hard NOT to hear about it. Every station I turn on, it’s “Oh look at me, I’m Paul McCartney! I’m 64 and still making albums! Where’s my tea?”
Well I’m sorry, World! I’m sorry that I can’t put out a mediocre album too! I guess I’m just too busy saving Vanity Fair and writing for Africa to make an album right now! How about that, Paul? Where’s your issue of Vanity Fair? Oh that’s right, you spend all your time in STARBUCKS now! Do you know how many Starbucks there are in Africa?
Well… I’m not sure. My meals are mostly catered to me on a private jet. But probably NOT A LOT! And if there is a Starbucks in Africa, it probably only has one drink size: Poverty! (Which, I imagine, is somewhere in between a tall and a grande.)
I’m really steamed up over this. I’m about to arrange a throw down. Or take my glasses off again (How long until that loses effect?).
June 20, 2007 at 3:14 pm
I’ll have you know that Sir McCartney is as hardworking an activist as you are. For example, In 2003, he played a personal concert for the wife of a wealthy banker and donated his one million dollars to the charity.
June 20, 2007 at 5:08 pm
Well, for being so busy saving the world you’re quite wasting your time by having a blog and taking your time to criticise some one way more popular (and talented) than you, which happens to be another activist, but does he have to spend all of his time working for charity events? he has a life too, you know? and being… SIXTY-FIVE, not sixty-four, thank you… and still making albums is what makes him great, that’s why people love him, and because he’s a great humanbeing and that he does what he can for charity and animals…
So, why don’t you shut your bleedin’ activist mouth and do what you wanna do without bugging others work
you’ll do the world a favour!
June 27, 2007 at 9:16 am
You do relise that there is no way this guy is the real Bono. Were talking about a man who wrote songs such as ‘one’ and ‘where the streets have no name.’ Contray to the babble this guy is going on about, Bono is a poet. If any body wants to check out Bono’s real views on aids and africa, check this out.
http://one.v1.myvirtualpaper.com/brochure/2007051702- i
f i have linked this corectly, it will take you to a speach Bono made. It is presented as an online book(only about five small pages) and trust me, read that then this guy’s rubbish, and tell me there by the same man.
“It’s not about charity, it’s about justice.”
- The REAL Bono