If you wannabe my entourage

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So the Spice Girls are having a reunion tour. I guess they got them all together again. Even the Sporty one, and no one even remembers her.

Have you noticed that U2 has never had a reunion tour? Now, why is that? Oh yeah, you don’t need to have a reunion when you’ve been together for 31 YEARS!

I think that most bands break-up because members want to peruse solo careers. Not U2. The other band members know that they would be NOTHING without me. Well, maybe The Edge. But not those other two. What are their names? The guy on drums looks like Kenickie from Grease. And the other guy… let’s just say that if we had nicknames, he would be Grey-Haired-Can’t-Keep-A-Chick Spice.

Fans, you may ask yourself, “why doesn’t Bono start his own solo career?” That is an excellent question. The truth is, my dedication to charity extends beyond the scope of Africa, encompassing the sad Brits that play back up as well. If I left them, they would end up as talking heads on VH1’s Behind the Music and contestants on Dancing with the Stars. Plus, that Kenickie guy gives phenomenal back massages.

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4 Responses to “If you wannabe my entourage”

  1. Patricio Says:

    Actually Mel C had the most succesful solo carreer, along with Geri I think.
    Mel B, Victoria and Emma’s solo albums didn’t have any success.

    Still I’m happy that they’re back. I was a big fan when I was younger and always loved them since then. They’re even coming to Argentina :D so I’ll definetly go see them

    Cheers
    Patricio

  2. stacey Says:

    Ok that last post was all the proof i need that you are a wanker!!!
    LARRY was the founder of U2, so get ur facts strait-Bono would be nothing without Larry, AND BONO KNOWS THAT AND HAS SAID IT MANY TIMES. Adam was the manager in the begining, and got them their first important gigs. No Adam, no u2. The point of U2 is that ego’s do not get in front of the music. Every body has equal input into the songs, and as Bono himself said “nobody takes a back seat”
    I hate you. TTTRRRROOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!

  3. Jonny S Says:

    Basically Spice Girls RULEZ!!! And the members are remembered til today for various reasons, congrats on being able to perform all together again

  4. markofando Says:

    Want to start your private office arms race right now?

    I just got my own USB rocket launcher :-) Awsome thing.

    Plug into your computer and you got a remote controlled office missile launcher with 360 degrees horizontal and 45 degree vertival rotation with a range of more than 6 meters - which gives you a coverage of 113 square meters round your workplace.
    You can get the gadget here: http://tinyurl.com/2qul3c

    Check out the video they have on the page.

    Cheers

    Marko Fando

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