Whole Foods CEO thinks he’s cute, but his alias is ugly

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I never liked John P. Mackey, the libertarian nut CEO of Whole Foods. He’s always going on and on about how we shouldn’t let outsiders fix other people’s problems. I put that grief aside. But now that he’s been outed by the New York Times for using an alias, I can contain my anger no longer. I bet he wishes someone from the outside would fix his problem now!

He wrote on Yahoo Finance under the alias Rahodeb, bashing his competitor and remarking about the real Mackey:

“I like Mackey’s haircut. I think he looks cute!” Rahodeb wrote on April 28, 2000.

I’m stating now for the record that I will never write under an alias or pseudonym, and that I do not think John Mackey looks cute.

4 Responses to “Whole Foods CEO thinks he’s cute, but his alias is ugly”

  1. kathy Says:

    Now thats funny!
    http://www.theceelist.com

  2. Yannis Says:

    Dear Bono,

    your actions were some inspiration for this text

    Ray of hope for global food crisis
    http://www.athensnews.gr/athweb/nathens.print_unique?e=C&f=13299&m=A18&aa=1&eidos=S

    Wish I could join forces with you for Africa and the…World

    YZ

  3. paula Says:

    whoever wrote this crap is obviously NOT Bono…but is indeed a big fat wanker! Get a life already!

  4. Michael Bynum Says:

    I don’t know too much about this issue but I am a big supporter of whole foods.

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